10 Things I did Working for a Financial Institute

10 Things I did while working for a Financial Institute based upon an imperfect memory.

  1. Broke into a branch with a partner, set off the alarm and waited for the Police to arrive
  2. After attempting to call my boss, multiple VPs and the COO, I text the CEO asking if he would bail me out of jail after I set off the alarm.
  3. Dressed up in a red jumpsuit like Money Heist and threaten to rob the place
  4. Broke into a vault room after the locks were changed to increase security
  5. Accidentally picked the lock on a secure bag, while I was determining if it was easy to pick.
  6. Brought $100k in cash and $10k in coin from one branch to another and didn’t know it.
  7. Talked a homeless into leaving the lobby to go somewhere else.
  8. Set off the alarm for the secured network closet. When police arrived, I was asked to place my hands on the car while they checked me out.
  9. Attempted to move my office to the third floor storage area where there is only a maintenance hatch for an entrance.
  10. Broke the DNS settings on the Core Server on a Friday afternoon.