10 Things I did while working for a Financial Institute based upon an imperfect memory.
- Broke into a branch with a partner, set off the alarm and waited for the Police to arrive
- After attempting to call my boss, multiple VPs and the COO, I text the CEO asking if he would bail me out of jail after I set off the alarm.
- Dressed up in a red jumpsuit like Money Heist and threaten to rob the place
- Broke into a vault room after the locks were changed to increase security
- Accidentally picked the lock on a secure bag, while I was determining if it was easy to pick.
- Brought $100k in cash and $10k in coin from one branch to another and didn’t know it.
- Talked a homeless into leaving the lobby to go somewhere else.
- Set off the alarm for the secured network closet. When police arrived, I was asked to place my hands on the car while they checked me out.
- Attempted to move my office to the third floor storage area where there is only a maintenance hatch for an entrance.
- Broke the DNS settings on the Core Server on a Friday afternoon.